Airmid the Knower, Lady of Speed Reading

Airmid, Knower and Healer, Goddess of Healing, herbalist, and restorer of life and youth is a Celtic Goddess of the Tuatha de Dannan. Renowned as a Goddess of healing, regeneration, herbalism, learning, magic, and the complexities of family relationships, she is a master healer, with vast knowledge of healing herbs, plants and medicinals. She wishes the general public to know there is no herbal combination for immortality; rather writing is the secret to immortal life.

Airmid considers herself the first speed reader and heartily applauded the efforts of Evelyn Wood, hoping everyone else would learn to read faster so the goddess could have more people to discuss books with. She overloaded the archives of her two Kindles and one Nook to maximum capacity and is learning to reprogram their operating systems to make room for more novels.

The Library of Congress recently restricted her borrowing privileges to a dozen volumes per day. However, Airmid is undeterred and will read anything that has a beginning, middle and an end, which explains why she politely declines to read congressional budgets.

When reading fewer than three books at a time, Airmid can either be found traveling across state, country and continental lines, or gathering medicinal herbs in her garden to combat the occasional outbreaks of eczema or zombies.